The Safe Word is a collection of venture fables.

Short stories from the field. The conversations that shouldn't have happened. The patterns nobody admits to seeing. The decisions that actually move money.

Every story takes 60 seconds to read.

Designed to be consumed between meetings. In elevators. While your founder is still talking. During that awkward pause when someone's sharing their screen.

We serve up bite-sized absurdity from the venture world 3x a week.

Some of these things happened. Some of them didn't. Some of them should have.

No think pieces. No lessons. Just snacks.